| 👋 Woof woof, Shib Army! | It's Tuesday — the day in crypto when the bark gets louder, the charts get twitchy, and everyone suddenly becomes a philosopher on "value." You know the drill: decentralize everything, but please do it according to our roadmap. The market may be open 24/7, but Tuesday always feels like the moment everyone decides to get opinionated. | In partnership with |  |
| And yet, for all the noise, the chain never lies. Wallets move, tokens burn, and digital status games play out whether anyone approves or not. In the dog park of crypto, you can bark about the rules — or you can chase the ball. | But beyond the barking and posturing, the market's still sniffing for signals — and the scent today isn't half bad. | | Time to dig in — today's bites come with bark, bite, and maybe a surprise squirrel or two. | 🧼Solana's Top Dog Calls Memes "Digital Slop" | 🔥 Solana's co-founder goes full bark mode on meme coins and NFTs — while they fund most of his playground. | Anatoly Yakovenko stirred up the dog park by calling meme coins and NFTs "digital slop" with "no intrinsic value," comparing them to loot boxes from mobile games. This spicy take comes despite meme coins driving 62% of Solana's dApp revenue in June and racking up $1.6 billion in the first half of 2025. Critics quickly called out the contradiction: you can't throw the bone and chew it too. | 🐾SHIB Angle: The SHIB ecosystem lives in this space — community-powered, meme-fueled, and proudly slop-positive. This kind of dismissiveness only strengthens SHIB's stance: the value lies in what the pack builds together.
🐶 Shib Take: He called us slop? This slop just paid his vet bills. | 💎 CryptoPunks Pull a Lazarus Flex | 🔥 Ethereum's OG NFTs are howling back, floor first and with style. | CryptoPunks just ripped past a $200K floor, marking a 163% jump since August 2024. A 45-Punk sweep, a $5.15M buy from a GameSquare exec, and Ethereum's recent rally all helped bring the punks back into the spotlight. Arthur Hayes added rocket fuel by declaring that Punks might outperform ETH itself in the next cycle, calling them the ultimate internet status flex. | 🐾SHIB Angle: As Ethereum NFTs rebound, eyes turn to the next frontier — and Shibarium-based NFTs like SHIBOSHIS are well-positioned. SHIB's culture power mirrors the Punk vibe, but with more bite.
🐶 SHIB Take: Flex your pixels. We're flexing our packs next. | | 🕵️♂️ Feds Leash Ransomware Gang, Seize Crypto | 🔥 The long paw of the law yanks Chaos off the chain.
A ransomware group called Chaos — believed to be a rebrand of the notorious BlackSuit gang — got hit with coordinated enforcement by the FBI, DOJ, and Homeland Security. Agents seized over $2.4 million in Bitcoin and dismantled dark web infrastructure tied to the gang's ransomware-as-a-service (RaaS) operations. The group had demanded $300K ransoms from U.S. victims, but ended up bagged themselves. | 🐾SHIB Angle: As crypto matures, security and legitimacy are non-negotiable. Every takedown like this shores up trust in the ecosystem — from major chains to community-driven networks like SHIB.
🐶 SHIB Take: That's not justice, that's a reverse rug. | | 💰 SHIB Burn Frenzy Sends Tokens Up in Smoke | 🔥 602M tokens torched in 24 hours — the SHIB Army came to play. | SHIB's burn rate exploded by 16,717% in just one day, with over 602 million tokens permanently removed from circulation. The seven-day burn total hit 616 million, showing a powerful, coordinated push from the community to shrink supply and support long-term value. The fire's real — and so is the mission. | 🐾SHIB Angle: This is SHIB doing what it does best: harnessing community energy for real impact. Forget the noise — this is the chain in motion.
🐶 SHIB Take: We don't bark. We burn. | 💥 Bones crunched, charts chased — Tuesday's chaos, collared and catalogued. | While other chains debate "value," the SHIB Army is busy building, burning, and proving that community and utility drive real-world impact, no "slop" about it! | 👋 Until tomorrow, keep your paws on the pulse and your bags full of treats! | | Woof out! 🐾 | -The Shib Crew | Find out why 1M+ professionals read Superhuman AI daily. | | In 2 years you will be working for AI | Or an AI will be working for you | Here's how you can future-proof yourself: | Join the Superhuman AI newsletter – read by 1M+ people at top companies Master AI tools, tutorials, and news in just 3 minutes a day Become 10X more productive using AI
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