| 👋 GMGN, Shib Army! | It's Monday, and the market smells like opportunity mixed with a hint of mischief. The big dogs are pounding the pavement, wallets are bulking up, and political growls are echoing across the park. | Today's sponsor |  |
| But the SHIB Army? We've seen enough Mondays to know this dance. We keep our paws steady, ears up, and eyes locked on the next opening — moving with purpose while others sprint in circles. After all, in this game, patience isn't just a virtue… it's how you keep your bone. | Before we chase the headlines, let's check the scent of the market. | | With the wind in our fur, here's what's making the biggest paw prints today. | | 💎 The Suits Are Stacking ETH | 🔥 Ether's stretching its legs, and the big wallets are piling in like they just smelled free money. | Corporate boots are planted firmly on crypto ground — and they're not moving. Ether (ETH) just blasted past $4,300, thanks in no small part to corporate whales like BitMine Immersion Technologies, SharpLink Gaming, and The Ether Machine. Together, they've bulked up to a jaw-dropping 3.04 million ETH — that's over $13 billion. BitMine's haul alone jumped 410.68%, which is less "testing the market" and more "shoving the whole steak in your mouth." | 🐾 SHIB Angle: Just like the SHIB Army stacks with diamond hands, these big players are loading up on ETH with the same conviction. When the big leagues treat crypto like a long-term play, it gives the whole space — including SHIB and its ecosystem — a bigger stage to grow on.
🐶 Shib Take: That's a bone worth burying in the backyard. | 💰 Institutional Wolves Back on the Scent: $572M Inflows | 🔥 Big money's hunting again — $572M in fresh inflows says the wolves are hungry. | After a short dry spell, the crypto watering hole is flush again — global investment products just bagged $572M in a single week. 🦴 Ethereum funds led the chase with $268M, Bitcoin sniffed out $260M, and U.S. players howled loudest with $608M in inflows. Europe? Still pawing at the door with mild outflows. | 🐾SHIB Angle: When the alpha dogs (ETH & BTC) attract this kind of capital, the whole pack benefits. A rising tide lifts all boats — or in our case, fills every food bowl. Expect a warmer welcome mat for SHIB as market confidence grows.
🐶 SHIB Take: Big wolves are back… and they brought treats. | | 🏁 ETH's Regulatory Tailwinds: Lead Dog's Clear Run | 🔥Softer dollar, policy perks, and a friendlier SEC put Ether on a leash-free sprint toward institutional money | Ethereum's latest run isn't just price pumps and corporate FOMO — it's powered by a perfect storm of U.S. policy shifts and macro tailwinds. The SEC just tossed liquid staking out of the "securities" kennel, stablecoins might now count as cash equivalents, and retirement savers could soon be fetching crypto in their 401(k)s. Add a weaker dollar and interest rate cut whispers, and you've got the makings of a long, unleashed run. Jamie Coutts of Real Vision even calls Ethereum a "cornerstone of innovation" for the U.S. economy, putting it in the same league as AI. | 🐾 SHIB Angle: When the alpha's got a clear track, the pack follows. Clarity for ETH means confidence for everything downstream — including Shibarium's growing toolkit and its shot at the big leagues.
🐶 Shib Take: Clear rules = better fetch games for everyone. | 💥 Warren's Crypto Crackdown: "Supercharges Trump's Corruption" | 🔥 Elizabeth Warren takes another bite out of crypto bills, claiming they fuel corruption and economic danger. | Senator Elizabeth Warren is back on the attack, warning that "industry-written" crypto bills could "supercharge President Trump's corruption." She says the proposals lack real safeguards, likening them to the deregulatory moves that helped trigger the 2008 financial crisis. Warren insists current rules are "weak," leaving the door wide open for "terrorists and drug traffickers" — and takes aim at the Trump family's crypto ventures with foreign ties. | 🐾SHIB Angle: While the big dogs in D.C. bark over regulation, SHIB keeps building with transparency and community-driven guardrails — proving that innovation doesn't have to run off-leash.
🐶 SHIB Take: Sounds like some folks in Washington are chasing headlines, not solutions. | 🐘🐴 Trump Barks Back: Accuses Pelosi of "Inside Information" Trading 📈 | 🔥Trump isn't just throwing shade — he's hurling the whole palm tree at Nancy Pelosi, accusing her and hubby Paul of stock-picking wizardry fueled by "INSIDE INFORMATION!" | U.S. President Trump lit up Truth Social with a tirade aimed at "Crooked Nancy Pelosi" and Paul Pelosi, claiming they've outperformed "every Hedge Fund in 2024" thanks to insider knowledge. The rant zeroed in on Paul's uncanny stock market wins, long a lightning rod for suspicion in D.C. circles. While Pelosi defends her husband's trades, she's recently backtracked on her opposition to banning congressional stock trading — now supporting a bill to lock lawmakers out of the markets. | 🐾SHIB Angle: This Beltway brawl is a reminder why the SHIB and broader Web3 crowd bang the drum for transparency. Blockchain doesn't care who you golf with — the ledger's open, the rules are the same for everyone, and no one gets to quietly cash in on "well-timed" trades.
🐶 SHIB Take: If Congress traded on-chain, those bones would be buried in plain sight. | 🔥 Trump barks, Pelosi bites — but the real game? It's in the trades you don't see. | ETF chatter's loud, dollar's looking tired — but real moves happen in the hush. Catch the rip early, or be the driftwood when it hits. | 👋 Tuesday's the next howl. Until then — hunt smart, dodge nets, and don't chase every ripple. | -The Shib crew | 100 Genius Side Hustle Ideas | | Don't wait. Sign up for The Hustle to unlock our side hustle database. Unlike generic "start a blog" advice, we've curated 100 actual business ideas with real earning potential, startup costs, and time requirements. Join 1.5M professionals getting smarter about business daily and launch your next money-making venture. | Get the guide |
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