| 👋 Hey, Shib Army! | Thursday's here, padding softly toward the week's close but carrying a spark that says it's not done with us yet. It's that moment where the pace steadies, but the air still hums with what's to come. You can almost feel the weekend leaning in, curious about how we'll finish the race. | The pack moves with quiet confidence today—alert, watchful, ready to pounce. Every step we take is measured but full of intent, because Thursday isn't about slowing down. It's about setting the tone for the grand finale. So, let's walk in together, ears up, eyes forward. | Before we chase the stories, let's sniff the wind and see which way the market's running | | With the lay of the land in sight, it's time to zoom in on what's making the biggest waves today. | | 🐂 Bitcoin Smashes New All-Time High | 🔥 BTC's record run sharpens the appetite for altcoins — a rising tide ready to lift SHIB's ship. | Bitcoin smashed through $124,000 overnight, eclipsing its July record as traders piled in on a wave of optimism. Ethereum chased close behind, within striking distance of its own ATH from 2021. The rally comes as Wall Street indices hit new highs, hinting that crypto is firmly riding the "risk-on" train. | The push higher followed signals from policymakers that rate cuts are coming sooner rather than later, fueling speculation and risk appetite. BTC's 30% gain this year has put the spotlight back on digital assets as must-have plays in a bullish macro environment. | 🐾 SHIB Angle: When the market leader makes new highs, liquidity flows through the entire crypto food chain — giving SHIB more room to run.
🐶 Shib Take: Big dogs bark, but SHIB bites. | 1️⃣ Ethereum ETF Leash Pulls Ahead of Bitcoin | 🔥 ETH ETFs outmuscle Bitcoin for three straight days, fueling altcoin momentum. | Ethereum ETFs have made Bitcoin look like a sleepy pup, pulling in $704 million on Wednesday — nearly eight times Bitcoin's inflows. The three-day streak has brought ETH ETF inflows to $2.2 billion, dwarfing Bitcoin's $331 million. Standard Chartered just hiked its ETH target to $7,500 by 2025 and $25,000 by 2028, citing "deep institutional demand and limited supply." | ETH's price has surged over 60% in the past month, nearing its 2021 ATH, while short sellers got steamrolled. With just 450,000 ETH issued since the Merge and ETFs soaking up 500,000 ETH monthly, the supply squeeze is real. | 🐾SHIB Angle: More institutional ETH demand paves the way for broader altcoin adoption — and projects like Shibarium could benefit from the spillover liquidity.
🐶 SHIB Take: Ethereum's got a fresh bone, and it's a big one! | | 🐕 Michael Saylor: Wall Street's Still Chasing Its Tail on Crypto | 🔥MicroStrategy's chief says the Street is sleeping on Bitcoin — and missing out on massive gains. | Michael Saylor is sounding the alarm — or maybe the dinner bell — for Wall Street. He says the market is still undervaluing the entire crypto ecosystem, even with Bitcoin delivering a jaw-dropping 50%+ average annualized return and MicroStrategy ranking among the most profitable S&P 500 companies. | Saylor argues that firms anchored to traditional assets are leaving money on the table, claiming a "Bitcoin standard" could boost corporate performance by 40% annually over the S&P 500. He predicts this will become the default corporate playbook in the years ahead.
🐾 SHIB Angle: If big corporations adopt Bitcoin en masse, the door opens wider for altcoins and projects like Shibarium. Once the kennel gate swings open for BTC, the rest of the pack gets to run.
🐶 Shib Take: He's not just barking — he's blueprinting a whole new kennel standard! | ⚖️ Justin Sun vs. Bloomberg | 🔥 Sun digs deep to protect his stash — wrench attacks aren't a joke. | TRON founder Justin Sun is taking Bloomberg to court, alleging they plan to break confidentiality promises by publishing detailed info on his crypto holdings. Sun claims this puts him at "significant and imminent risk" of theft, hacking, kidnapping, or "wrench attacks" – yes, actual physical violence to force crypto transfers, a terrifying reality where fingers have been severed and half a million dollars extorted at gunpoint this year alone! He says he only provided the details for wealth verification for their Billionaires Index, under strict assurances of secrecy, but Bloomberg is reportedly pushing to publish it "imminently." | 🐾SHIB Angle: In crypto's wild west, privacy is survival. From pup to whale, guard your keys, keep quiet, and trust no leak. Self-custody isn't optional — it's life or death.
🐶 SHIB Take: Better keep those bones buried deep. Woof! | | 🚨 Coinbase Sniffed Out by MEV Bots, Loses $300K in Slip-Up | 🔥Even the big dogs can trip — Coinbase's misstep fed hungry MEV bots. | Coinbase, one of the largest exchanges, reportedly lost about $300,000 in token fees after a misconfigured interaction with 0x Project's "swapper" contract. Blockchain security researcher deeberiroz spotted the issue: Coinbase mistakenly approved tokens to a permissionless contract not meant to hold allowances. MEV (Maximal Extractable Value) bots pounced, draining the funds from Coinbase's corporate fee receiver. CSO Philip Martin confirmed it was an "isolated issue" involving a corporate DEX wallet — no customer funds were touched. Coinbase revoked allowances and moved the rest. | 🐾SHIB Angle: Even top dogs can get bitten. For Shibarium, it's proof that MEV bots don't blink — airtight audits, careful deployments, and vigilant monitoring are the leash and collar that keep funds safe.
🐶 SHIB Take: Big guard dogs trip too. | ⚡ Hawk eyes and heavy paws — traders brace as whispers of fresh ETF flows rustle the grass. | Meme coins are darting, altchains are circling for scraps, and Bitcoin's tail is twitching at $60K — but the real feast may be hiding in the shadows. Track the movement now, or risk finding only bones when the pack's done feeding. | Thursday's just stretching its legs. Keep your nose sharp, your claws ready, and strike when the prey freezes. | Until tomorrow, keep your nose sharp, your paws ready, and your gas fees low! | -The Shib crew | | The back office, built for founders | Every handles the operational grind — from incorporation to banking, payroll, and compliance — so you can focus on what matters most: building your company. | Start by incorporating your company for free, then access tools that grow with you. No busywork. No guesswork. Just a clear path forward. | Get started today. |
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